A prick in the arm

Vaccinations.
Depending on who you listen to, the necessary requirements vary quite drastically.
Well this is how it went;
Visit to my local surgery to explain to the Practice Nurse what my plans were.
After spending sometime trying to locate the Philippines on the computer, I had too explain to her that it didn't start with F.
We first discussed what vaccinations I'd had as a child, to which I answered 'All of them', plus boosters after leaving school and yes I'd had mumps.
I was then given a Typhoid injection, I was also asked about Hepatitis A, which I said I'd had on a previous trip out to Costa Rica in 1999 and I had not had a further booster since.
Because of the length of time that had passed it was recommended that I started the treatment for it again, but she had given her last shot to somebody earlier that day. So another appointment was booked for the following week.
I mentioned 'Japanese Encephalitis', 'Oh yeah you might need that, but we don't do that here'.
So a day or two later I was off on the train to the drop-in centre at the Liverpool Tropical School of Medicine'.
After arriving and signing in, I just had a little 4 hour wait to be seen.
Once my name was called I followed the nurse into a private consultation room, walking rather awkwardly because both my legs had lost their circulation.
I explained to the nurse what my proposed visiting plans were and reminded her that they began with Ph, can't be too careful can you....
I told her of what I'd already had and was planning to have at my local surgery.
She seemed quite happy with that, so I hit her with the old 'Japanese Encephalitis' humdinger,
It's normally for people spending more than a month in the area and spending a lot of time in Paddy Fields. Well I knew that was were the Cobra's were likely to be lurking.
Now here comes the maths part;
If a person was bitten by a mosquito and it happened to be carrying the virus, you had a 1:250 chance of exhibiting some ill effects, which was usually a mild feeling of being unwell. Though 1% of the 1 in 250 could die. So, I think that's a 1:25000 chance of death if the mosquito is a proper little twat.
Oh, did I mention it was £200 a pop. So you won't be too surprised that I left it, just as well when we then got onto Rabies, (I never thought Jewish Priests would be an issue).
'Are you likely to be bitten or licked on broken skin by a dog'?
'Well, you can never say never can you'.
'What about bats then'?
'Do people often get licked by bats?
I will however be exploring an underground river system of caves in search of the world famous Licking Bats'.
'You can get Rabies off bat urine!'
'I think I'd better sign up for it then'
So I had the vaccination there and then and was then told I needed another injection the following week, followed by another 2 weeks after that. 'That will be £198 please, you can pay the receptionist when you book your next appointment, Thank you'.